My parents are better than yours
dad: who’s Adele
Mom: that fat white bitch that sings like a fat black woman
Dad: oh. She complains a lot god damn
Mom: probably can’t get her ass up from that chair
Kindof, my hair sometimes looks like that. But he more looks like a baked Rupert Grint
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My hands briefly did this on acid once…
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dad: who’s Adele
Mom: that fat white bitch that sings like a fat black woman
Dad: oh. She complains a lot god damn
Mom: probably can’t get her ass up from that chair
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Avery loves his sleep!
omg. those cow spots ARE RIDICULOUS!!!!
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